Saturday, June 28, 2014

Stats Week VII

INTRO
Donini deck, prior to the game against the Dodge City Rounders

Rob:  Are you upset about something?
Doug:   What was your 1st clue?
Rob:  Well, a number of things.  You're unusually quiet, your arms are crossed and you seem more irritable than nor.....
Doug:   YES I'M UPSET!
Rob:  Oh!  Well good for me!
Doug:  Good for you? 
Rob:  Ya.  I usually don't pick up on these things, mostly because I don't particularly care.  But I nailed this one. 
Doug:   Great.  Good for you. 
Rob:  Well, I'm going to watch jeopardy. 
Doug:   What?
Rob:  Oh, I'm sorry.  Did you want...... to ..... talk?
Doug:   I don't know.  Maybe. 
Rob:  Oh My God, I'm on fire tonight!
Doug:  Goodie for you.  My batting is really discouraging me this ye....., hey.  Where are you going?
Rob:  Didn't I say I was going to watch Jeopardy?
Doug:  Ya, but I though you realized I wanted to talk? 
Rob:  With me?
Doug:   Yes, that was the general idea!
Rob:  Oh.  I was going to send Sue out.  She's kind of the "listener" in the relationship.  I'll be honest, I'm the talker.  When you're talking I'm not really hearing you.  I'm already on to my next clever response. 
Doug:  Thanks for the support.
Rob:  Thats more like it!  That's what I'm doing!  Supporting you by removing myself from your half Italian, "woe is me", depressing banter and getting Sue who will pretend to listen better than anyone I know. 
Doug:  You could try Rob, for God sakes, I listen to your rants all the time.     
Rob:  Okay. 
Doug:  waiting. 
Rob:  Okay. Okay.  Hey, I like that shirt, where did you get it? 
Doug:   What?  I got it at Giant T....
Rob:  Nope, I already don't care. 
Doug:   Go watch Jeopardy
Rob:  What is anything is better than your shirt for 100 Alex?

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The Week In Review

QUICK NOTES:

  • We lost another 4 games this week.  It sucks.  What has sucked more is the loosey goosey cancellation and notification process.  This is the fault of no one!  We've never really had a set in stone advance notification process.  Rest assured, your executive knows where things need to be improved and with the help of our Umpire In Chief we have instituted a new process for handling Coventry Park field issues.  You can see it online in on the league website where all meeting minutes are published (under the Captain's Corner tab).  Our goal is to get to players as soon as possible.  Hopefully you'll see a noticeable difference. 
  • With losing games and only having 8 games in total to report on this week, the stories around the league tend to get a little thin.  However, this week I got a link from Pully that was well worth reporting.  He suggests that we install one of these at 1st and 3rd base.  I say, why not 2nd too?  I couldn't post the exact one he sent me, but I found one similar. Please pay special attention to the bald buy in the forrest....I'm pretty sure its Randy Rose.

  • There are only 52 players left who have hit in every game!    
  • And we're down to the final 16 who have scored in every game, here they are:

DeLand Watch

Steve DeLand continues to rock the Most Improved list, but sadly didn't get a game in this week due to rain outs. 
Doug DeLand? He had an okay week.  I guess.  If you dig 6/6 with 5 runs scored over 2 games. 

Can't wait for the DeLand home run contest!

THE GAMES

Hot Tub Woody's Vs. Beer Bros. - The Woody's were tied for 1st place and riding the crest of a 5 game winning streak coming into this game; while the Beer Bros. early season dominant offense was showing signs of slipping.  However, the Bros. defense had been steadily improving and managed to keep the Hot Tub Woody's 10 runs.  No small accomplishment.  The Beer Bros. had a 5-0 lead after 2 complete innings and were able withstand several Woody's threats.  The Tubbers sent 8 men to the plate in the 3rd scoring 4 times.   8 batters in the 5th and 7th innings would only produce 3 runs as the innings ended with multiple stranded base runners.  Brad Young was 4/4 with 3 runs and Chris Nyers was 4/4 with 3 runs for the Beer Bros. in their 16-10 win.  The Woody's were led by lead off man Art Sagert's 4/4 night with a run.      

Grisslies Vs. Hurtin' UnitsBoom Goes The Dynamite!  The Grisslies defense had been pretty consistent since game one of the year but have struggled to find a consistent winning batting order.  Solution?  Get Geoff Keogh to do the line up and 27 runs later, over only 5 innings, and the offensive woes are forgotten!  At least for now.  The Grisslies revamped lineup scored 7 in the 1st inning but the 0-7 Units weren't prepared to lie down.  The Hurtin' Units answered with 6 of their own in the bottom of the inning.  However with the Grisslies rolled another 7 in the 2nd, that was all she wrote.  The final score was 27-10.  Keogh was 5/5 with 4 runs and Len Wercholoz was 4/4 with 2 runs.  Incidentally, Len has started 2 games and and the Grisslies have not only never trailed, but had an 18-0 lead after 2 and half innings in the first game and a 19-6 lead after 2 and a half innings in the 2nd game.  The Hurtin' Units best batting line was Dwyane Comer's 3/4 with 2 runs scored.     

Sliders Vs. Blues Brothers - Entering this game the Blues Brothers were 5th in offense, 5th in defense, 5th in +/- and 5th in points.  Right on the cusp of being at the top.  The Sliders had the same points, a slightly better offense, a slightly worse +/- but were lagging behind in 12th place in team defense.  Keeping the Blues Brothers to 18 wasn't going to help the average of 16.6 runs per game allowed.  And scoring 12 wasn't going to get to the right side of the win column.  Our second rookie team has hit a speed bump.  We'll see if they adjust like the Sons Of Pitches and bounce back.  The Blues Brothers jumped out for 18 runs over the 1st three innings and had huge lead from which they Sliders couldn't fully recover.  The Blues Brothers had perfect nights from Bob McCullough who was 4/4 with 3 runs and Dennis Pendlebury who was 4/4 with 2 runs scored.  Brad Smith was 4/4 with 3 runs for the Sliders and Donato Chiavaroli and Jeff Behan were both 3/3 with Donato getting 2 runs and Jeff 1.  Make the final 18-12 for the Blues Brothers.   

Dodge City Rounders Vs. Dog Catchers - Rained out.  Dodge has another game this week, but the Dog Catchers don't and will finish the week at 6-2. 

Draft Kings Vs. Dusty Cleats - Rained out.  Game rescheduled for July 3rd at 9:30 at Keogh Park.  Both clubs have another game this week.     

Brew Jays Vs. Sons Of Pitches - Rained out.  Neither team have another game this week.  The Brew Jays remain at 2-6 and the Sons Of Pitches stay at 4-4.  The make up date is scheduled for July 7th at 9:30 at Keogh Park.         

Rusty Rebels Vs. Gruesome Devils - Rained out.  Game rescheduled for August 18th at 9:30 at Keogh Park. The Rusty Rebels have another game this week, but the Gruesome Devils do not and will finish the week at 3-4.    

Beer Bros. Vs. Blues Brothers - Wednesday night was the night to be at Keogh Park!  The Beer Bros were trying to retain the Beer Cup and the Blues Brothers were trying to improve upon their second place tie.  The game was 2-2 after one inning and 8-6 for the Blues after the 4th inning.  The game was close and back and forth until the Blues Brother exploded for 6 in the last inning and were able to hang on for a 15-11 win.  Terry Doucet (4/4, 3)  was perfect in the loss; while Bob Smith (3/3, 2), Doug Deland (3/3, 2) and Ingo Bartens (3/3, 1) were perfect in the 15-11 win. 

Hot Tub Woody's Vs. Draft Kings - The Hot Tub Woody's were trying to rebound from their first loss since May 21st and the Draft Kings were trying to climb back to the .500 mark.  The Woody's counted 4 in the first but their lead was short lived as the Draft Kings got 6 of their own in the bottom of the inning.  The Woody's kept pecking away and the Draft Kings offense was shut down.  At the end of 5 innings the score was 12-6 in favour of the Woody's.  The Draft Kings would fight back over the 6th and 7th, scoring six more to count 12 runs in total, but the the Hot Tub Woody's got one in the 6th to escape with a narrow 13-12 win.  Chuck Cragg was perfect for the Kings going 4/4 with 2 runs scored; while Pete Hayward led off and went 5/5 with 2 runs for the Woody's.  Troy Hope and Grod Robinson were both 4/4 with one run in the Woody's win.  Oh, Troy has officially shed the nickname of "there's no".  (think about it, you'll get it).  So not only did Troy get 4 hits in this one; but he made the game saving catch in this game.  Steph Simard led off the 7th with a hit.  After two quick outs, Jerry Muirhead would deliver Steph's run bringing the Draft Kings within 2.  Stef Kapp would cash Jerry to narrow the gap to a single run and bring Shaun Wolfe and his three hits to the plate.  Shaun stung one to the gap and the game was seemingly tied until Troy "needs no" Hope came out of nowhere plug the gap, making the catch on the dead run and saving the game!           

Tap Masters Vs. Dusty Cleats - The Cleats in my opinion are an undervalued team right now.  They've not had a full roster yet and have been battling injuries.  The Tap Masters came into this one 2nd in points and 3rd in the power rankings.  The Tap Masters seemingly blew the doors off this one early by scoring 7 in the 1st and 2nd innings.  But its become regular fare this year for big early leads to be challenged and the Cleats did not lay down.  4/4 nights from Pully and Steve Lamb, who also scored 4 runs, led the charge to get the Cleats back in striking distance, but they would ultimately lose 20-15.  The Tap Masters were led by Steve Brooks who continues to have an excellent season.  Steve went 5 for 5 with 3 runs scored.          

Grisslies Vs. Dodge City Rounders - The Grisslies had recovered from a 1-3 start to square their record at 4 and 4.  Meanwhile the Rounders were sitting at 5-2 and had been hovering near the top of the standings all season.  This game was a defensive struggle from the get go.  Through 6 innings both clubs had only managed to push runs across in one solitary inning each.  The Grisslies broke through with 5 in 2nd and Dodge City answered with 5 of their own in the 3rd.  Heading to the 7th, the Grisslies scored 3 in the top to seal the 8-5 win.  Adrian Barry, Anicete Goncalves and Rob Rumboldt were all perfect at the plate for the Rounders.  The Grisslies had no perfect nights, but Cal Russell was 3/4 and was the only player to score twice in the game.  The game featured great pitching from both Rob Farah and Kevin Bryan.  Rob had 4 defensive assists to go with 2 strikeouts.  Kevin's knuckler was dancing and mystifying to the Grisslies all night as he induced many infield pop ups and yielded only a handful of well struck hits. 

Rusty Rebels Vs. Hurtin' Units - After starting the season 0-3, the Rebels have sorted out some defensive issues and have rebounded to go 3-2 over their last 3 games.  The Units at 0-8 and obviously in search of their first win and trying avoid setting a record of the quickest to a -100 plus minus.  The Rebels opened this game with 7 runs and had the hammer right out of the gate.  It wouldn't last.  The slugging went back and both and at the end of 5 innings the Hurtin' Units had not only closed the gap, but had taken a 16-15 lead!  It looked like the streak might finally end.  But the Rusty Rebels exploded for another 7 in the 6th while holding Units off the score sheet.  The teams would trade deuces in the 7th and the Rebels would close out a 24-18 win.  Cliff Tucker and Mark Banks had stellar nights for the Rusty Rebels.  Both were 5/5 with Cliff scoring 3 runs and Mark 4.  Don Curran had the best line at Keogh Park on Thursday night going 6/6 with three runs scored for the Units.       

The Beer Cup



We have a new owner of the Beer Cup!

The Beer Cup is in its 2nd year.  Last years champs, the Dodge City Rounders retained the Beer Cup to start the season and defended it twice by beating the Blues Brothers and the Brew Jays.  The Sons Of Pitches then defeated Dodge to take it over before losing it to the Rusty Rebels.  The Rebels were defeated by the Tap Masters.  The Tap Masters, who waited for a year to play for the cup were only able to retain it for a single game as they fell to the Beer Bros. The resilient Beer Bros. beat the 1st place Hot Tub Woody's to become the second team to retain the cup. However, their ownership wouldn't last the week as they fell to the Blues Brothers. 

The holders of the Beer Cup at the end of the season receive both the cup and 12 beer tickets at the banquet.

Next week the Blues Brothers will try to defend against the Tap Masters who get their second crack at the cup!
   
Teams that have held the Beer Cup (5)
          • Dodge City Rounders
          • Sons Of Pitches
          • Rusty Rebels
          • Tap Masters
          • Beer Bros.
          • Blues Brothers
Teams that have defended the Beer Cup (1)
          • Dodge City Rounders (2)
          • Beer Bros. (1)
Teams that have Played a Beer Cup Game (7)
          • Dodge City Rounders (3)
          • Blues Brothers (2)
          • Brew Jays
          • Sons Of Pitches (2)
          • Rusty Rebels (2)
          • Tap Masters (2)
          • Beer Bros.
          • Hot Tub Woody's
Teams that have yet to play for the Cup(8)
          • Draft Kings.
          • Gruesome Devils
          • Dog Catcher 
          • Sliders
          • Dusty Cleats
          • Grisslies
          • Hurtin' Units
Subs

The list of different subs continues to grow!  This is great for everyone.  Remember to contact Rob at Robert.Farah@sympatico.ca and let him know days you're available to play.  That will get you to the top of the list on any given day, provided that your ranking is required.

PLEASE, let your captains know when you can't make it to a game. Captains are getting caught short with no shows.  This is starting to happen with regularity and makes it difficult on your team and captains.     

STATS
Team
These standings are available on the League website www.tottenhamoldtimers.ca

Baseball standings with winning percentage and Games Behind Leader.  To figure our GBL (take the Blues Brothers) you subtract Blues Brothers wins from Hot Tub Woody wins (1) and add it to the difference in losses between the two clubs (2) for a total of 3.  Divide that by 2, which comes to 1 and 1/2 and that's your games behind leader.  Also the Streak column is interesting.  Well, it is to me. 


Team batting averages have minor variations week to week.  The Beer Bros. were the biggest drop and the Hurtin' Units were the biggest gain. 


The Grisslies spent all of last year at +3.00, meaning that it took 3 hits on average to score a single run.  This is our first appearance under the 2.00 mark.  10 teams are better than last season's league average. 


Again, the power ranking changes are subtle with 4 games canceled.  Next week will much the same as we'll lose our third Tuesday in a row, this time due to Canada Day.  The Tap Masters have reclaimed top spot but the top 5 remains unchanged, just the order they're in.  The biggest jump this week was the Grisslies going up 2 spots, primarily due to their 2 wins but also their defense vaulting from 7th to 2nd.  No one dropped more than a single rank so its pretty much status quo (which wasn't a bad 80's band).


Magic number....even with cancelled games, the magic number at the top end has dropped from 15 to 13 in a single week.  I don't think anyone has any notions of running the table but its interesting to note. 


Individual
Again, all full batting averages for each team can be found on the league website www.tottenhamoldtimers.ca This just shows the top 10 plus ties.  Matty Foerster has taken a little dip (like .882 is bad) and fallen into a 3rd place tie with Emeil Edwards.  Meanwhile Mr. Lahey has vaulted into 2nd with power.  The chase of Skip is on!


CLOSED:


The 2nd quarter is all over the place with some teams having played a single game in the quarter and others having played 4!


Neil and Radar have a bit of an advantage having played 10 games, but who cares, they're scoring in bunches!  The crowd at 20 and over are all on pace to eclipse the 2012 leaders.


CLOSED;


Boston, Pendlebury and Ball have two games left in the quarter and they're going to have to roll up some numbers because Lahey and Edwards still have 4 to play!


Dennis Pendlebury cracks the top 10 in total hits.  Its not enough that he's making hi-lite reel catches?  Apparently not.  Great season so far Dennis, keep it up!


You'll notice that these guys are predominately lead off hitters.  But when you see Dennis, Jim and Tom in the list you know that THEY are playing well and so are their teams. 


This is Skip's lead if were to ever stay this way it come down to qualifying at bats.  Impressive debuts by Mike and Victor!  The rookies in general are off to great starts and making huge contributions to the league!


Hey Darrell, I finally fixed your name!  .867 and sailing, but Nyers has been smoking hot too, this should be a good race all year.  Watch out, Donato and Banks both found their bats this week and might be ready to make a charge. 


Team mates, #1 and #2.  Normally that wouldn't bode well for the rest of the league.  Excepts there's also team mates at #4 and #5 and #13 and #14.  This is a wicked field with 13 guys over .700.  But right now .700 doesn't get a sniff with Lahey's .917 start to the season. 


For those of you who have asked, Troy hope is .094 points better than last year.  Thats awesome but not enough to get on this list.  It just seems like he's on all the time.  Nice list.  A good mix of batting styles and ages.  Competing against your own previous season is the great equalizer!


GAMES TO WATCH WEEK 8

Dog Catchers Vs. Hot Tub Woodys:  Battle between top 3 teams in every category to open the week  This one should be a lot of fun to watch!

Blues Brothers Vs Tap Masters:  Blues Brothers are good and a win away from joining the top 3 teams  The Tap Masters, being in the top 3, have no interest in making room for them.  The Masters #1 defense will be tested by the league's #2 offense!

Gruesome Devils Vs Dodge City Rounders:  I forgot the Gruesome Devils were in the league!  Acutally, these poor guys haven't played since June 12th!  20 days between games, lets see if they can shake off the rust and give Dodge ago 

What you missed

For The BLOG from the Hurtin' Units game, Click HERE
For the BLOG from the Dodge City Rounders game, Click HERE

Friday, June 27, 2014

GAME 10 - Dodge City Rounders - These aren't the droids you're looking for

THE STORY

This doesn't happen too often. 

The Squirrel (Scott Mason) submitted a song to the BLOG!!!  What the hell?  It makes my life easier, so thanks Scotty.  The song is based on the Police classic song, "Wrapped Around Your Finger".   You can click on the song title to get the music.  Thanks again Scott!


You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between the Baseball and Jedi Mind Tricks.
Hypnotized by you if I should linger
Staring at the ring around your finger.
I have only come here seeking knowledge,
Things they would not teach me of on the Smokies.
I can see the baseball brain you hold
turned into a shining band of gold.

I'll be wrapped around your finger.
I'll be wrapped around your finger.

 Tony Fernandez is not your name,
But I know what you're up to just the same.
I will listen hard to your tuition,
And you will see it come to it's fruition.

I'll be wrapped around your finger.
I'll be wrapped around your finger.

Keogh in the deep blue sea behind me
Vanish in the air you'll never find me.
I will blow by you because I run faster,
Then you'll find your servant is your master,

And you'll be wrapped around my finger.
 You'll be wrapped around my finger.
You'll be wrapped around my finger.
 You'll be wrapped around my finger.....

Once again, I can't thank Scott enough for submitting the song, but seriously, W.T.F.????  Dude, you need some serious counselling. 

I thought this was going to be a week off for the BLOG, what with only playing one game and the Squirrel doing most of the work with his song.  No, all it did was increase my work load.  Because now I had to figure out just what this god forsaken song was about!

That wasn't an easy proposition.  No one wanted to talk, but I was able to extract a tiny bit of info.  namely, the "young apprentice"/"Servant" in the song is Scott Mason.  The "Master" is none other than the Grisslies own, Geoff Keogh.  Apparently the two played together years ago on the Smokies with Geoff (obviously) being the Short Stop and the young apprentice, Squirrel (equally obvious) playing second base as the understudy. 

After talking to several people who used to be short stops in this league, I found out that there's a whole short stop sub-culture in the league that they NEVER talk about.  And don't think that playing a couple of innings of short gets you into this club.  It doesn't.  You have to be a died in the wool short stop to get in the group. 


Above is a picture of Scott when he was first initiated into the world of Short Stops.  A young Padawan as it were.  Of course, those that seem to have the physical characteristics and mental potential to eventually become a shortstop are paired with a master. 


This is the first known picture of Padawan Scott with his Short Stop Master, Geoff Keogh.  It was up to Geoff to train Scott on the ways of the shortstop and to avoid the "dark-side". 


After many years of training, the young Padawan had grown into an apprentice short stop.  I still love this picture of Scott with his rat-tail and Geoff rocking his best Keifer Sutherland beard.  Things seemed perfect.  But were they?   

There was a tremor in the Short-Stop force. 

On the day of Scott's first Old Timers draft, the Short Stop Council (including Master Keogh, Master Smith, Master Duggan, Master Doyle and Master Cragg) agreed to elevate Scott to a Short Stop-Knight!  He should be thrilled, right?

And then came the tremor.  Scott was furious about not being made a Master immediately!  Furious!!!!  But come on, no rookie comes in as a master.  Well.  Except Lahey.   


Enter, Dodge City Rounders captain and Sith Lord Al Fry who exploited Scott's rage.  It took most of the season but Al turned Scott from his mentor Geoff by using all of his Sithness.  You know Al.  He comes across as this great happy guy in public, but as soon as he can get into his robe, he's a different guy altogether. 


Scott turned.


Geoff tried to take on Al to save Scott.  But even a Short Stop Master against a Sith Lord ain't going to cut it. 

Nope....it took Jon Hardy, neighbor of Scott and secret head of the Short Stop Guild (although he's a mild man and doesn't like to display his dominance) to take out the Sith Lord.   


It was a mighty battle. 


But the dark side was defeated. 

Don't believe this?  Have you seen Al?

THE GAME

Well....as luck would have it, we didn't get to see the showdown between master and apprentice as Geoff was at his daughter's graduation!  Hearty (not Hardy) congratulations to Geoff & family!

Fortunately, we were able to replace Geoff with this guy.


Don't recognize him?  Maybe it would be better out of costume, try this.....


Yep, Doris Casullo. 

As everyone is aware, Geoff coached the team on Monday and got the win.  We are a team that respects streaks, so even with Geoff not there we went with his lineup. 

A lineup that had Doug Dwyer batting clean up. 

Fortunately, the crew was able to over come this flaw. 

The Grisslies blew a chance in the 1st inning stranding two runners as everyone with exception of Danny Chiasson where swinging anxiously facing the knuckle ball for the first time.  The Rounders had us on the ropes with runners on the corner in their half of the inning with only one out.  But a short - to 1st - to home double play killed the threat and kept the game scoreless. 

The Grisslies second saw 5 runs scored with Cal Russell, Tom Enright, Doris Casullo, Cliff Tucker and Dan Routledge all scoring in a bat around inning.  Dodge was retired quickly with no one getting past 1st base in the bottom of the inning. 

After a scoreless top of 3, Dodge got busy and tied the game when Adrian Barry, Scott Mason, Anicette Goncalves, Rob Rumble and Kevin Bryan all scoring.  The last two runs scored on a mammoth blast by Rumble.

The 4th, 5th and 6th innings were scoreless for both squads and the 7th began tied still tied at 5's.

The first 3 batters, Dwyer, Ford and Russell would all reach and score to make the score 8-5 heading to the bottom of the 7th where the only damage was a Barry single. 

Rob Farah pitched great in this one as did Kevin Bryan. There were some very nice defensive plays, but there were also some nervous bats on both sides that lacked their usual punch.  But a very enjoyable game to say the least.

The Grisslies sit 5-4.  This is the first time the Grisslies have been over .500 since August 23rd, 2012.  Ouch. That's taken awhile. Worse, its the first time the Grisslies have had two wins in a week since July 10th and 11th of 2012. 

Check the 3 stars!

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

GAME 9 - Hurtin' Units

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The Conversation

This Donini Deck Conversation took place the week before the Grisslies game against the Hurtin' Units.  

Rob:  I made coffee.
Doug:   No thanks.  I don't want any.
Rob:   I wasn't offering you any. 
Doug:    What?
Rob:   The coffee is for me.
Doug:  Then what did you tell me for?
Rob:    It was a conversation starter. 
Doug:  A conversation starter?  That's probably the worst conversation starter ever
Rob:  Really? 
Doug:  Really.
Rob:    We're conversing aren't we? Checkmate.
Doug:  You're an ass. 
Rob:   Yet a conversationalist. 
Doug:  So, are you ready for Grade 8 grad?
Rob:    You bet I am!  Too bad we have to miss the game with the but c'est la vie.  Who are we going to leave in charge of the team?
Doug:  Maybe the rookies should co-captain?
Rob:    That's not a bad idea, but I was thinking of someone else.
Doug:  Who?  There's lots of good candidates. 
Rob:    Brad Wadden. 
Doug:  Oh? That's a good choice.  He coaches.  Knows baseball.  Nice guy.  The only problem is that he isn't on our team. 
Rob:    You're sure?
Doug:  Yep.  He was on our team last year. 
Rob:    [pause]
Rob:    [pause]
Rob:    You're sure?
Doug:   Positive. 
Rob:    [pause]
Doug:   [pause]
Rob:    [pause]
Doug: [pause]
Rob:    I made coffee. 

Rookie Night

A couple of weeks ago we had our rookie night.  This is an annual event we run where we recognize the rookies and give them gifts welcoming them to the league.  Sadly, the Grisslies official photographer was on her grade 8 grad trip, so we've got no real pictures and have had do a representation of the evening. 

This season, we joined up with the Sons Of Pitches for rookie night.  Unfortunately, the Sons Of Pitches lost their rookie before rookie night so we had to improvise.  And I think this improvisation may carry forward to future years.  Instead of simply honoring our rookies, we honored the rookies and statesmen; so front and center for this evening were Darren Ford, Micah Williams and Al (Bones) Nicholl. 

So lets look at what they received and why. 

First, Dave Polny, who travels Canada for Cora's Restaurant brought back canned mushrooms from Brittish Columbia.  It was discovered that BC is neither British, nor in Columbia; but it was also discovered that they grow mushrooms of a certain "magical" quality that is bound to help both rookies and vets. 


Next, its well recognized that 82% of the rookies who don't return to the league have difficulty adapting to the speed of the game.  Lets face it, this is a pretty elite league.  So in an effort to get them up to speed quickly and keep our veterans sharp, they were all given Velcro baseball gloves.  They'll be stars in no time. 


One of the more difficult adjustments for rookies is sitting out. Sure, they probably came from a league where they were a star, but in this league, you're just a guy.  We all are.  Everyone takes a turn sitting out.  To ease with that change we've provided them with a stunning Spiderman beach bucket so they can make castles in the fourth inning. 


Now comes the time when the glove is working and the rookies are playing up to snuff.  And the vets have the kinks out and everything is moving properly.  The inevitable will happen.  An injury.  But in an effort to keep the injury hidden from team mates we've included camouflage band-aids in their care package. 
 
Then with everyone feeling great, people want to be a "star".  They slide.  They dive.  They roll around.  They try to be a hot dog.   Every good hot dog needs mustard and remember.  Mustard stains baby.



I'm sure everyone has seen the commercial with Joe Pechi as the wing man picking up chicks at a party.  And of course, he's Joe freakin' Pechi so he's being a jerk.  Until his buddy gives him a Snickers bar and he mellows out and becomes a nice guy again.


So a family pack of Snickers was included for when they're frustrated with captains, team mates, the opposition, umpires or the price of gas.  Its just a game.  Have fun.  There's nothing a chocolate bar can't cure. 

The last two awards were the big ones.  First the Mayor of Fraser, the Honorable Robert Farah Esq, presented a framed certificate that offers free admission to Grisslieland!  We'll look forward to seeing Micah, Al and Darren there before September 30th.  Hopefully the Doris ride is fixed by then. 


And the final gift was from David Polny who presented each Al, Darren and Micah with a $25.00 gift card from Cora's Restaurant!  Now that's a great way to spend a Sunday morning with the family!!!

To all the players on both squads that participated, than you for enjoying the fun and welcoming Micah and Darren to the league.  Many thanks as well for recognizing Al and his support and contributions to the league!

The Game

Speaking of representations....I have no score card for the game yet, so we're kind of winging it.  I'm not even sure of the score.  What I do know is that the lads played great in our absence and it was a bit of an .....

Yep the boys rose to the occassion minus their


Apparently (rumor) we scored 27 runs.  And more rumour has it that one of rookies went deep!


But you don't win with hitting alone.  I heard that Len was pitching so hard that he broke the league's radar gun. 


He topped out at 4MPH and then the thing just plumb stopped working!

No worries.  Pitching is part of it, but you need defense. 

 
Still trying to figure out who's in the cloud of dust. 
 
Check later today and see the Donini 3 stars as chosen by Geoff Keogh!

Saturday, June 21, 2014

STATS Week VI

INTRO

Rob:  Something on your mind?
Doug:  Ya. 
Rob:  What?
Doug:  I was digging into statistics this week. 
Rob:  Oh?  What now?  Are you batting .273 with two outs and a runner on 3rd?
Doug:  Not those kind of statistics. 
Rob:  What kind then?
Doug:  Actuary stats.  Insurance risk stuff.  Know what I found out? 
Rob:  I can't imagine. 
Doug:  I'm statistically the most likely to die. 
Rob:  At the hands of your co-captain?
Doug:  No, in an accident. 
Rob:  Well that's how I'll make it look anyway. 
Doug:  [blinking]
Rob:  I'm joking. 
Doug:  I'm not sure. 
Rob:  So while we're on the topic of interesting stats, I have one for you.  Did you know that if you were to alter the height of a step by as little as two millimeters that you can cause people to fall?
Doug:  No way.  Two millimeters would have no impact. 
Rob: Its true.  I did an experiment as a child.  My father broke his clavical. 
Doug:  Is this why your parents put you in bording school?
Rob:  [looking away]  No.  That was because of my work with "lasers".

The regular season is just an experiment anyway.  Right? 

Lots to go through.....but first, our sponsor and some news from the league. 

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Grisslieland This Week

Grisslieland turned into an improptu send off for league favourite and long time 'friend of the Grisslies', Randy Rose. 

In attendance were Rob Farah, Doug Dwyer, Doris Casullo, Tito Presenza, Rob McCarron, Mark Banks, Paul Hargreaves, David Polny, Dan Chiasson, Sir Andrew Gee, Dude (because that's his name) and Dave Fleming.  Nice crowd!

After the Randy Rose ride was disassembled and stowed in the u-haul (or y'all as Randy calls it) we reminiced about Randy's time here. 


A lot of the guys had some really nice things to say about Randy and it was cool that we had the opportunity to tell him in person.  Let's see what I can remember....hmmmmm.

Doris Casullo:  Randy, at least you're saving a fortune on shampoo! 
Rob McCarron:  Being ugly is no crime.  Otherwise Randy would have a life sentence!
Paul Hargreaves:  I was a little afraid of Randy at first.  But he grows on you.  Like mould. 
Dan Chiasson:  Randy is a bud.  We both believe in a balanced diet.  A beer in each hand is balanced, right?
Dave Fleming:  Randy can get a little carried away sometimes.  The only problem is that it isn't far enough. 
David Polny:  I heard poor Randy had to leave his last job due to illness.  His boss got sick of him!
Dude (because that's his name):  Is it true that Randy's blood type is Coors?
Andy Gee:  Randy doesn't suffer from stress.  But he's a carrier!
Mark Banks:  Randy?  He thinks the internet is something to catch fish in. 
Tito Presenza:  Randy has an answer for everything.  Usually not the right answer, but he does have an answer. 
Doug Dwyer:  Randy doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear".  Mind you, he doesn't know the meaning of many words. 
Rob Farah:  Randy is the definition of tall, dark and handsome.  He's tall and when its dark out, he's handsome!

In what maybe his last Grisslieland appearance of the year, it was great to have Randy there.  We'll all miss you Randy.  You will always be welcomed and you will always have friends here.  We wish you and your family nothing but health and happiness with your move and the next chapter of your lives.

The Week In Review

QUICK NOTES:

  • We lost 10 players who have hit in every game for their team this year and total number of players left sits at 61.    
  • There are are now 20 players remaining who have scored in every game.  Here's your list:

  • The league average of runs scored per game dropped to 27.89 total runs.  Over half a run in a single week with 4 games not being played is a pretty big shift.  We're still over 2 and half runs ahead of last year however.  We'll see if the downward trend continues.     
  • In the interesting / clever department, the Sliders had used their first sub this week which happened to be Steve Ross.  The Sliders presented Steve with a Subway gift card.  Well done!

THE GAMES

Blues Brothers Vs. Brew Jays - The Blues Brothers climbed over the .500 with a 13-7 win over the Brew Jays.  The Jays 4th ranked defense was up to the challenge holding the Blues Brothers offense to only 13 runs; meanwhile the Blues Brothers had their best defenses game so far this year.  The Blues Brothers had no perfect nights at the plate, but they had a balanced attack with all eleven players getting at least two hits.  Radar was 3/4 with 3 runs.  The Brew Jays were led by Brad Wadden's 4/4 night and Mark Doyle's 4/4 with a run scored.  The Blues Brothers have a chance for a two win week and the Brew Jays still have a chance at splitting the week. 

Dodge City Rounders Vs. Draft Kings - The game pitted a very potent offense against an excellent defense.  On this night the offense won.  It didn't look like it was going to work that way early.  Dodge scored two in the top of the first but the Draft Kings immediately answered with two of their own.  Dodge was shut out in the second inning and the Draft Kings got another 2 runs for a 4-2 lead.  The lead was one thing, but the shut out inning was something else.  With the bases loaded and one out the Draft Kings fashioned a very nice Short-to-Second-to-Home innings ending double play (6-4-2).  The game was tied at 4's heading to the 4th inning when the Rounders erupted for 5, with the last two scoring on a towering blast from Rob Rumboldt.  The Draft Kings kept the game close throughout, but everytime they challenged and got close, Dodge seemed to be able score what they needed at will.  The final here was 15-11 for the Dodge City Rounders.   

Sons Of Pitches Vs. Gruesome Devils - Rained out.  The game has been rescheduled for July 23rd. the Gruesome Devils will finish the week at 3-4.   The Sons Of Pitches still have another game. 

Tap Masters Vs. Hot Tub Woody's - Rained out.  The game has been rescheduled for July 16th.  The Hot Tub Woody's finish the week at 6-1 and the Tap Masters still have another game.   

Grisslies Vs. Beer Bros. - Rained out.  The game has been rescheduled for July 14th.  Both teams are done the week with the Beer Bros. at 4-3 and the Grisslies at 3-4.    

Hurtin' Units Vs. Sliders - Rained out.  The reschedule date hasn't been accepted yet.  The Hurtin' Units conclude the week at 0-6 while the Sliders still have a game.     

Rusty Rebels Vs. Dodge City Rounders - This game had the #4 team from last weeks power rankings swapping sunflower seeds with the 14th ranked team.  I guess thats why we play the games, huh?  This game looked pretty "slug fest-ish" with a 10-9 score in favour of the Rebels after 3 innings.  But pitching and defense took over for both clubs over the final four innings.  Steve Ross would score in the 4th, Mark Banks in the 5th and Andy Gee, Peter Hollmann and Hugh Armtrong in the 6th to give the Rusty's 15 runs on the night.  The Rounders could only muster one run after 3rd, a 4th inning solo blast by Scott Mason, his second fence clearer of the night.  That made the final 15-10 for the Rusty Rebels.  Ross was 4 for 4 with 3 runs scored in the win while Beechey and Mike Sheehan were 4 for 4 and 3 for 3 respectively in the loss. 

Blues Brothers Vs. Dusty Cleats - The Cleats have been waiting patiently to get healthy and it looks like they're finally there.  The put their 2-5 record up against the Blues Brothers 4-3 mark.  The Dusty Cleats got out of the game well in this one counting four in the 1st, six in the 2nd and four more in the third to take 14-6 lead after 3.  The Blues Brothers would chip away.  Two in the fourth on runs by Kevin Boston and Bob Pearse.  Two more in the 5th by Doug DeLand and Bob McCullough.  The Blues trailed 15-10 entering the bottom of the 7th and DeLand would single and score and be followed by Tom Ball who did likewise to narrow the gap to 15-12 with no one out.  However, the Cleats would get 3 of the next four batters to escape with the 15-12 win.   Tom Hollmann for the Cleats led all batters in this one going 4/4 with 2 runs. 

Sliders Vs. Dog Catchers - The Sliders entered this game trying to bounce back from their only loss of the season.  They had to do it against the leagues best offense that was scoring at ridiculous rate of 20 runs per game.  We'll cut to the chase in this one.  The Sliders played well but dropped a 19-14 decision.  Now lets put the Dog Catchers in perspective.  They were the home team and the game was called for time with the sixth being the last inning.  Therefore the Dog Catchers only actually batted in 5 innings in this one and STILL counted 19 runs.  I don't think a team has scored at this sustained rate since the 2011 Dusty Cleats.  Emeil Edwards, Steve Lahey, Larry Turner, Rick Hjelholt, Mike Candy and Bob Candy were all perfect at the plate for the Dog Catchers who narrowed the gap by a 1/2 game on the idle Hot Tub Woody's.         

Draft Kings Vs. Sons Of Pitches - The Draft Kings squared their record at 3-3 last week, primarily due to their leagues 5th best defense and some timely hitting.  I subbed for them in this game and saw the defense first hand.  They're good with the leather.  But the timely hitting was absent in this game.  The Sons Of Pitches were reeling from 4 straight losses and looking to right the ship.  After a 3 up 3 done 1st inning, the SoPs got on the board with 3 in the second and 6 in the third for a 9-0 lead.  The Kings sent 4 men to the plate in the 1st, five in the 2nd, five in the 3rd, four in the 4th, five in the 5th and five more in the 6th but couldn't score a single run.  The Draft Kings narrowly avoided being shut out when Dave Argue stole a run on an infield ground out with one out in the 7th.  Captain clutch, Cliff Stacey would score a second run to make the final 12-2 for SoP who were in complete control of this game.  Bob Vienneau and Cliff Stacey were both 3/3 in the loss.  Vince Basacchi was 3/3 in win, but the real story was super rookie Mike Iacoucci who made his debut in this one.  On the second pitch in saw in the league he tripled to the gap.  Next time up he homered to right.  Next time up he doubled off the wall.  Too bad he didn't get another at bat to try for the cycle, but nonetheless, he was 3/3 with a run.  Great start Mike!     

Brew Jays Vs. Tap Masters - The final game of the week is usually the best one.  Case in point.  The Brew Jays record belies their play and the Tap Masters are full value for their 2nd place tie in the league standings.  The Tap Masters would own a 9-1 lead over the Brew Jays after the top of the 3rd, but cue the comeback.  The Jays 4th ranked defense got really stingy.  They gave up 2 in the 4th on Darrell Hager's 3rd run of the game and Scott Peter's 2nd, and then nothing over the final 3 innings.   Meanwhile, Brad Wadden and Jim Smith would count in the 3rd to make it 9-3.  Bill Sallustio would score in the 4th to make it 11-4.  Wadden again in the 5th to trail 11-5.  Glen Tinkler, Chuck Vanya, Bob Vaughan and Al Hayward in the 6th to narrow the gap to 11-9.  In the 7th, Bo Niederhuber would open with a ringing single to center and move to 3rd when Mark Doyle would follow with another single.  Bo would score to make it 11-10 and Doyle would be forced at 2nd.  The game would end with the tying and winning runs on base as the comeback was two single away from being complete.  Bo was 4/4 with a run in this one.  Chuck, Bob and Al were all 3/3 with a run.  Darrell Hager continues to pound, going 4/4 with 3 runs scored.    

The Beer Cup



The Beer Cup is in its 2nd year.  Last years champs, the Dodge City Rounders retained the Beer Cup to start the season and defended it twice by beating the Blues Brothers and the Brew Jays.  The Sons Of Pitches then defeated Dodge to take it over before losing it to the Rusty Rebels.  The Rebels were defeated by the Tap Masters.  The Tap Masters, who waited for a year to play for the cup were only able to retain it for a single game as they fell to the Beer Bros. who now own the cup until they get beat.

The holders of the Beer Cup at the end of the season receive both the cup and 12 beer tickets at the banquet.

Next week the Beer Bros will try again to become the second team to defend the Beer Cup this season when they face the hot hot Hot Tub Woody's!
   
Teams that have held the Beer Cup (5)
          • Dodge City Rounders
          • Sons Of Pitches
          • Rusty Rebels
          • Tap Masters
          • Beer Bros.
Teams that have defended the Beer Cup (1)
          • Dodge City Rounders (2)
Teams that have Played a Beer Cup Game (7)
          • Dodge City Rounders (3)
          • Blues Brothers
          • Brew Jays
          • Sons Of Pitches (2)
          • Rusty Rebels (2)
          • Tap Masters (2)
          • Beer Bros.
Teams that have yet to play for the Cup(8)
          • Draft Kings.
          • Gruesome Devils
          • Dog Catchers
          • Hot Tub Woody's
          • Sliders
          • Dusty Cleats
          • Grisslies
          • Hurtin' Units
Subs

The list of different subs continues to grow!  This is great for everyone.  Remember to contact Rob at Robert.Farah@sympatico.ca and let him know days you're available to play.  That will get you to the top of the list on any given day, provided that your ranking is required.

PLEASE, let your captains know when you can't make it to a game. Captains are getting caught short with no shows.  This is starting to happen with regularity and makes it difficult on your team and captains.     

STATS
Team

Your week 6 standings which, of course, can also be found at the league site, www.tottenhamoldtimers.ca

The most obvious difference in the standings is that the Woody's are actually alone in 1st by a 1/2 game.  2nd, the Sliders move up....everything else is similar. 


Runs continue to be scored at a quicker rate than last year. 


So, with 4 games missed this week, we didn't see the wild movements in the rankings.  In fact, 10 teams didn't move at all!  The Rounders dropped a spot and the Draft Kings two spots.  Moving up one each were the Blues Brothers, Dusty Cleats and Sons Of Pitches. 


The fact that the Dog Catchers played and maintained their .738 team average is staggering. 
 

Its probably too early for this, but it helps explain the loss column a bit.  This shows the magic number for the Woody's or the Tragic number for everyone else.  First off, everyone makes the playoffs, so this is nothing to get bent about.  So you'll see that the Hot Tub Woody's magic number is 15 against the Tap Masters, Dog Catchers, Dodge City Rounders and Sliders is 15.  What does that mean?  For example, it means that any combination of Woody's wins and Tap Masters losses that add up to 15 will eliminate the Tap Masters from being able to get 1st place overall.  The same would apply for the other teams at the 15 mark.  What's (somewhat) interesting is that this is the 1st week where the 1st place team is in control, which means that their games remaining are equal to the Tragic number.  So they could 'theoretically' win out and capture 1st. 


INDIVIDUAL

Look out for Lahey who continues to charge!!!  And Bob Candy is friggin' amazing!


Q1 is now closed.  Congrats to Skip, Matt and Mr. Lahey on being in the top 3 over the first 6 games of the year. 


As usual, some crazy starts here. 4 captains in the list of who's hot in the 2nd quarter, thats nice to see!


A three way lead at the top, this is fun!  And this list if full of proven run scoring machines!


Q1 for runs is closed.  Congrats, again, to Skippy, Neil and Scott. On to Q2!


Some terrific starts here, but me thinks that Lahey is on a mission!!!


An Mr. Lahey has taken over the hit parade too.  But this will fluctuate based on games played as the year continues and as long as Steve, Bob, Skip, Neil and Emeil stay hot.  There are other players in here, but its tough to make up ground in this category. 


Laurier continues to hang onto his At Bat lead and he's hitting great while doing it!


Normally, I don't include folks until they have enough AB's to qualify.  This list is an exception.  Congrats to Mike Iacoucci who made this debut this week with a double, triple and home run.  WoW!!!


Hags is NOT cooling off!  I think Nyers and Plante are going to have something to say about this before its all said and done. 


You'd think hitting .800 would be good enough, eh?  Well it would be good enough for 5th against these guys. 


Hi Bob.  5th in the league in hitting, 1st in most improved.  Nice season!  Hopins and Dancey both on the list, might help explain the explosive Woody's too. 


Week 7 games to watch!

Hot Tub Woody's Vs. Beer Bros:  The Hot Tub Woody's six wins have come at the expense at teams with a combined record of 15-30 (.333).  The Beer Bros. 6th ranked offense and 7th ranked defense will be their stiffest challenge to date. 

Grisslies Vs. Hurtin' Units:  There's a couple of reasons for this one.  It'll be the 1st Grisslie game in 6 years that will have neither Rob or Doug in the lineup as we're both committed to graduation day.  See if the Units can get off the snide.   

Dodge City Rounders Vs. Dog Catchers:  Can Dodge score with the Dog Catchers?  They'll need to hang up 21 runs to beat them. 

Beer Bros. Vs. Blues Brothers:  Two very similar teams statistically.  Lets see if one can get on a roll.  

Hot Tub Woody's Vs. Draft Kings:  Depending on their Mondays result, the Woody's will either be looking to go 8-1 or 7-2.  The Draft Kings defense has been stellar thus far and are looking to awaken the bats!