Saturday, July 26, 2014

STATS Week XI

Stats geeks are the winners and you've come to the right place!!!

INTRO 

Best year ever?  Maybe. 
 
I know that the Hurtin' Units and Brew Jays may not agree right now, but I've been on that side of the fence too.  But with only 5 weeks left in the season the only things decided so far are this:
  • The Dodge City Rounders can not finish last.
  • The Hurtin' Units can not finish first.
The Rounders can finish 1st through 14th and the Hurtin' Units can finish 2nd thru 15th. 
 
The other 13 teams can finish anywhere from 1 to 15.  Unreal.   
 
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QUICK NOTES:
  • We haven't lost a game since June 24th, a run of over a month of now rescheduled games.  There are only two more lost games to be made up, one next week and one in week 15.     
  • We only lost 4 players in the 'hit in every game' competition this week.  There are still 29 players left over 14 teams.  No one figured out the team with no one.  When we get to 20 players I'll list them.    
  • And the run in every game list remains unchanged from last week. 
 

TEAMS

This worked well last week so I'm going to run with it until I get bored.  I'll review teams by who had a good week, a so-so week and a down week by following a thumbs up, thumbs sideways and thumbs down method.  Don't get too bent fellas, its just my opinion as I try to entertain.   "Try" being the operative word. 


Rusty Rebels 1-0
The Rebels had a stellar week, not only going 1 and 0; but also preventing the Dog Catchers from pulling away from the pack.  Mark Banks was the big hitter for the Rebels going 4/4 and Rookie Victor Dermott chipped in with 3 runs. 

Hot Tub Woody's 1-0
The Hot Tub Woody's rebounded nicely from last week's 0-2 record as they squeaked past the Sons Of Pitches 21 - 18.  Jeff Dancey, Jason Chiovitti and Gord Robinson were all 5/5.  Robinson joined Will Goodin in scoring 4 runs. 

Dodge City Rounders 2-0
The first of our 2-0 teams are the Rounders who defeated the Brew Jays and Blues Brothers in two close games to wind up with a +8 on the week.  Dodge was able to use a patch work lineup to eke out the wins.  Keith Dell was 8 for 9 over the two games and scored 5 runs.  They moved from a four way tie for 2nd place to be alone in 1st going into week 12. 

Beer Bros. 2-0
Who saw this coming?  Well, I might have had an inkling.  But I'd be lying I said I thought that they would have a 2-0 +10 week against the Dusty Cleats and Dog Catchers.  But they did and they were full value for the wins.  The Bros. moved from a tie for 10th to a tie for 7th with their victories.  In an unrelated statistic they are away with the attendance award as they had all 12 players both nights and for the 8th time this season.  Brad Young was 7/8 for the Beer Bros. and scored 4 runs.  Terry Doucet also had 4 runs.  

Grisslies 2-0
The Grisslies join the Dodge City Rounders as the only teams on the hot-list for consective weeks.  The Grisslies had a stellar week going 2-0 with a +22 and winning the Beer Cup by defeating the Brew Jays and the Draft Kings.  Dan Routledge was 8/9 on the week and scored 6 runs.  Cam Clark and Geoff Keogh each had 5 runs scored.  The Grisslies moved from 9th place to alone in 6th place.  



Draft Kings 1-1
The Draft Kings were 1 and 1 on the week with a plus 14.  They had a blow out win over the Sliders then lost a close one to the Grisslies.  Chuck Cragg was 8 for 8 on the week and is now 21 for his last 22.  He also scored 5 runs on the week. 

Tap Masters 1-1
There's a lot of teams with a chance to win the season, but it would be really hard to bet against the Tap Masters.  That being said, they too missed an opportunity this week by splitting their games with the Hurtin' Units and Sliders.  Gord Tanner led the way at the plate this week going 8/9.  Next week they'll take on the Draft Kings and the Grisslies. 

Sliders 1-1
The Sliders split againt the Draft Kings and the Tap Masters.  Kevin Moon was 8/8 in the two games there wasn't a cheap hit among them. The Sliders continue to have games in hand and are much closer to the top than the standings would indicate.  Next week the Sliders have a rare 3 game week where they'll take on the Brew Jays, Hurtin' Units and Draft Kings.  Sweeping will make them a viable contender. Being swept will make a top 6 finish difficult to achieve. 

Gruesome Devils 1-1
The Devils looked like the Devils of seasons passed with their 21-8 win over the Units, but could only manage 6 runs against the Sons Of Pitches as they went 1-1.  Greg Aucoin's 7/8 week was the offensive highlight.  Looking ahead the Devils have a difficult with two top 6 teams in the Dodge City Rounders and Blues Brothers on the horizon.   

Sons Of Pitches 1-1
It was an interesting week for the Sons Of Pitches.  The 21-18 loss to the Woody's was viewed as one that they let get away and the 7-6 win over the Gruesome Devils was one they went and got by getting two in the 7th.  David Polny has now scored in 11 consecutive games, counting 22 runs total in that span.  The SoP's have a light week next week with one game facing the team they're tied with in the standings, the Rusty Rebels. 



Blues Brothers 0-1
The Blues Brothers dropped a 2 run decision to the Dodge City Rounders in a game that was very competitive.  They trailed big early, battled back to take a lead into the 7th only to have victory snatched at the end.  Bob McCullough's 4/5 night led the way.  The Blues moved from a second place tie to being alone in 5th by virtue of the loss. 

Dusty Cleats 0-1
The Cleats took it on the chin dropping a 15-10 decision to the Beer Bros. in their only game of the week.  Winston Gayle was 5/5 in the game.  Dane Eldridge has now scored in 8 consecutive games.  Next week as another one game week for the Cleats and they'll take on the Dog Catchers. 

Dog Catchers 0-2
The Catchers two loss week sure made things interesting.  They opened with a 3 run loss to the spirited Rusty Rebels and then fell to a suddenly rejuvenated Beer Bros. squad by 5.  The problem with being in 1st is everyone is gunning for you.  So the Dog Catchers go from alone in 1st to a 3 way tie for 2nd.  Hardly a tragedy but they're no longer in complete control.  Larry Turner held the hot stick this week going 8 for 8 and Steve Lahey scored 6 runs.   

Brew Jays 0-2
No wins and -24 on the week, it was a tough one.  Bo Niederhuber and Brad Wadden were both 6/7 in the two games.  The Jays are 5 points ahead of the Hurtin' Units for 15th place; but they are only 4 points from catapulting into 12th.  Next week they'll set their sights on the Sliders in their only game. 
 
Hurtin' Units 0-2
The Units are officially out of the 1st place hunt now.  As we are out of clean rescheduling dates the Units have a 3 game week next week which will take them to their final stretch of 5 games.  They have the Blues Brothers, Sliders and Beer Bros., all teams .500 or better and clamoring for positioning as the schedule winds down.  A two win week will strike some fear into some teams, 3 wins will cause some real damage. 

The Beer Cup
 
 
For the 1st time the Grisslies own the Beer Cup!  Antics will ensue and we'll secure a donation of $50.00 to HTK by doing something wacky and wonderful with the Beer Cup!  Click HERE to read about previous works of wonder by other teams.

The Beer Cup is in its 2nd year.  Last years champs, the Dodge City Rounders retained the Beer Cup to start the season and defended it twice by beating the Blues Brothers and the Brew Jays.  The Sons Of Pitches then defeated Dodge to take it over before losing it to the Rusty Rebels.  The Rebels were defeated by the Tap Masters.  The Tap Masters, who waited for a year to play for the cup were only able to retain it for a single game as they fell to the Beer Bros. The resilient Beer Bros. beat the 1st place Hot Tub Woody's to become the second team to retain the cup. However, their ownership wouldn't last the week as they fell to the Blues Brothers.  The Blues Brothers would then  defend against the Tap Masters and most recently by beating the 1st place Dog Catchers!  But it wouldn't last.  They fell to last years champs the Draft Kings. The Draft Kings enjoyed a title defense against the Sliders before the Grisslies wrestled it away from them. 

The holders of the Beer Cup at the end of the season receive both the cup and 12 beer tickets at the banquet.

Next week the Grisslies will try to defend against the Hot Tub Woody's on Tuesday.  If they get by that game they'll have to face the Tap Master on Thursday. 
   
Teams that have held the Beer Cup (8)
          • Dodge City Rounders
          • Sons Of Pitches
          • Rusty Rebels
          • Tap Masters
          • Beer Bros.
          • Blues Brothers
          • Draft Kings
          • Grisslies
Teams that have defended the Beer Cup (3)
          • Dodge City Rounders (2)
          • Beer Bros. (1)
          • Blues Brothers (2)
          • Draft Kings (1)
Teams that have Played a Beer Cup Game (10)
          • Dodge City Rounders (3)
          • Blues Brothers (4)
          • Brew Jays
          • Sons Of Pitches (2)
          • Rusty Rebels (2)
          • Tap Masters (3)
          • Beer Bros.
          • Hot Tub Woody's
          • Dog Catchers
          • Draft Kings (3)
          • Sliders
          • Grisslies
Teams that have yet to play for the Cup(5)
          • Gruesome Devils.
          • Dusty Cleats
          • Hurtin' Units

STATS
Team

Closed:  Where each team ranked after their 1st 11 games of the season marking the 1/2 way point.


Where everyone is so far in the 2nd half.  Early returns, but it appears that the Grisslies and Draft Kings are noticeably improved.


 This is new.  I've been playing with something to try and separate pretenders from contenders.  I don't think this does that necessarily, but this is the problem with me and stats.  I believe that there is some combination of numbers that is 'perfect' and will reveal all to the keen eye.  I keep searching. 

So what this does (and its completely arbitrary) is ignore a teams wins and just looks at their minus in their losses and divide by the number of total losses.  Example, the Grisslies have lost 6 games by a total of 30 runs so when they lose they lose by an average of 5 runs.  What does this tell you?  Well to me they are in games almost always.  And Roman will tell you its because of our highly coveted defensive positioning. 

This showed me what I was hoping and had some surprises. 

1.  The Tap Masters are simply ridiculous. And the Blues Brothers aren't far behind.  I knew both were good, but these low numbers caught me off guard. 
2.  The Dusty Cleats and Brew Jays are EXACTLY what I expected.  They are meandering in 13th and 14th place respectively but their game scores belie their records. 
3.  The Dodge City Rounders and Rusty Rebels surprised me the other way.  When the lose, they tend to lose bigger than expected. 

Take it for what its worth.  Its a stat. 


This is also new.  It was born out of the one above and further breaks down how teams win and lose.  What I've done here is award 3 points for winning by ten or more.  2 points for winning by four to nine runs.  1 point for either winning or losing by three runs or less.  -2 points for losing by four to nine runs and -3 points for losing by more than ten. 

The Rusty Rebels, Hot Tub Woody's, Blues Brothers, Draft Kings and Dodge City Rounders are the only teams that are 2 or more position different in this list than where they appear in the league standings.  For the rest of the teams it might be that we are who appear to be in the standings.  These 5 might be a little better or a little worse than their record would imply.   


Baseball standings!  The Rounders are rolling a four game winning streak into 1st place.  We have 10 teams within 2 1/2 games of first place with five awesome weeks of baseball remaining on the schedule.  This is going to be fun. 


Dodge and the Dog Catchers heading the list of quick strike offenses doesn't shock me.  The team in 3rd is an eye opener, but we seem to have a lineup that is clicking right now. 


 Your traditional hockey 'points' standings. 


And here is your MAX points list.  You can see that the Hurtin' Units have a possibility of achieving 22 points which would tie the Rounders for 1st place.  However they've already played the each other with Dodge winning and they don't play again; hence, the Units lose the tie breaker and can not finish 1st. 


Team averages are coming closer together.  The Dog Catchers fall from their ridiculous .749 was predicable but them getting 7 out of 10 guys on base regularly is still daunting. 


The magic number list....not much to say about this, the variables are endless. 


My favourite team stat.  The power rankings!  Considering all the surprises this week, there aren't a lot of changes.   The Dog Catchers were unimpeded by their 2 losses.  The Tap Masters unaffected by their 1-1 record.  The Beer Bros didn't move up with their two wins. 

 
Individual

Top 10 Average is WIDE OPEN right now.  And lurking on the list without enough ABs to qualify right now is Scott Barton.  All the leaders struggled this week (by their elevated standards) with the exception of Chuck Cragg who was perfect on the week. 
 

CLOSED


CLOSED:  Congrats Rick!!!  Nice 6 game stretch. 


This is the time of year Moon gets hot.  This is traditionally the lowest quarter for average, I think this season will break the trend


 5 weeks to go in the season and Lahey is 5 runs away from 2012 leaders.  He needs 20 runs over his final 6 games (3.4 a game) to pass Terry's record.  I wouldn't bet against him. 

 

CLOSED


CLOSED


Adrian Barry is playing with the big boys!  Go get 'em tiger. 


 Adrian is still leading in ABs and Laurier has played the same number of games.  Stay healthy and don't miss a game and you'll join the likes Lepa, Doucet and Young. 


 Skippy has two games in hand on Lahey and could catch him at his rate of OBA.  But for the rest, it'll take a major Lahey slump to get back in the game. 


That is a whack of rookies over .500.   Its not supposed to be this easy!


Nyers, Hags and Plante....I don't think all three can collapse.  One of these guys will win it. 


 A 95 point lead would look pretty safe, eh?  I'm not entirely sure.  Hollmann, Edwards, Goodin, Mason, Beechey....all of them really.  If one gets stupid hot and Lahey slips at all, look out. 


 And finally after 6 and a 1/2 hours of reading, the most improved list!

The DeLands are taking this competition seriously.  Stevie boy holds a slim .014 lead over big bro Doug.  Dancey is hanging on by a thread, but this list is chalked full of great hitters, it'll be tough to win this one. 

 

Friday, July 25, 2014

Game 15 - The Draft Kings - part deux

INTRO

Rob:  You know how I don't like to interfere with your personal life, right?
Doug:  [staring]
Rob:  Well do you?
Doug:   Its probably the trait about you that I admire most. 
Rob:  Really?  That's a surprise!
Doug:  Surprised that you didn't pick up on the sarcasm?
Rob:  No.  Surprised that you picked that trait as your favourite when I have so many good ones to chose from. 
Doug:  [eyes rolling]
Rob:  Would you mind going in and grabbing my wine off of the counter in the kitchen?
Doug:  Yes my Liege.  [goes in .... comes back] As you wish lord Farah.
Rob:  You disappoint me.  Bartenders are supposed to have better skills. 
Doug:  I'm not a bartender Rob.
Rob:  Clearly. 
Doug:  You know, some people might find you to be a tad demanding.
Rob:  You joke
Doug:  Not really. 
Rob:  Well.  When I rise to power those people will be sterilized. 
Doug:  Long live the mayor of Fraser.

INTRO part deux

There's a general misconception that these stories and tales from around the league are made up figments of my imagination.  Not true!  These stories are born from the league and its players.  I may 'enhance' the odd tale, but for the most part they're true and take a lot of back ground work.  So here is a little insight into the build. 

Knowing that we had a game coming up with the Draft Kings, I met with Chuck Cragg after his game last week to see what I could glean. 

Doug:  Hey Chuck, nice win
Chuck:  Thanks, we're on a roll.
Doug:  Ya!  You sure are, how many in a row is that?
Chuck:  Oh, I don't know. 
Doug:  Really?
Chuck:  I don't pay a lot of attention to stats and standings and streaks and stuff.  I just play for the love of the game. 
Doug:  I get it.  I think that 4 in a row now though.
Chuck:  5
Doug:  huh?
Chuck:  We've won 5 in a row
Doug:  I thought you said....
Chuck:  Steff Kapp told me. 
Doug:  Ok, no big deal.  So look Chuck, you guys are hot right now.  I was wondering if you'd mind if I talked to some of your players to find out why they think you're playing particularly well right now.   
Chuck:  Ya of course.  That's no problem, go ahead. 
Doug:  Ok thanks.
Chuck:  But if you want to know why we're winning right now, I can tell you. 
Doug:  Really?  What's been the change do you think?
Chuck:  Its all Stike.
Doug:  Seriously?  That's pretty good of you to lay the improvement all at Stike's feet.  Is he hitting better?  Fielding?  Base running?
Chuck:  No.  Nope, none of that.
Doug:  What then?
Chuck:  Well ever since Stike got his new car, he's been so busy washing and polishing it that he doesn't have time to screw up the batting order anymore after I get it set. 
Doug:  I see. 
Chuck:  Trust me, that's the answer
Doug:  Do you mind if I still talk to the other guys?
Chuck:  Like to corroborate my opinion? Sure, my all means.  I'd like the names of anyone who disagrees with me. 
Doug:  I'll get back to you. 
Chuck:  Don't tell Stike.  He gets kind of sensitive



So....not the Draft Kings were on life support after nine games this season.  They were a fairly unimpressive 3-6 and a minus 34.  Since then they've gone 5-0, captured the Beer Cup and outscored the opposition by 51 runs in those games.  Nice run.  My question to the players a spoke to was simple. 

"To what do you attribute the Draft Kings turnaround this season?"  Here are the answers. 


Bob Vienneau:  "I was busy with work and then vacation early.  But since I've been playing regularly we're not losing.  Its not a coincidence.  We'd probably be winning more if I was batting lead off.  Who has the average + speed + power threat like me?  Lahey?  Mason?  Edwards?  Cudnik?  Clark?  Keogh?  Its a short list."

Cliff Stacey:  "Oh, I don't think I'm on the Draft Kings.  You probably mean Cliff Joseph"



Dave Argue:  "I have to agree with Chuck's assessment."



Cliff Stacey:  "Maybe you're thinking of Cliff Johnson who used to play for the Blue Jays?"

Eric Hipkin:  "Its the defense. The pitching has been damned near perfect since the first game but now the guys are starting to catch the balls where I'm forcing them to be hit."



Cliff Stacey:  "You know what?  You're thinking of Cliff Huxtable from the Cosby Show.  People are confusing us all the time"


Jeremy Westover:  "I'm just happy to be here.  But if you pressed me I'd have to say that the leadership on the team is the difference.  Chuck and Stike let Stef set the defense and that's been the biggest change."



Jerry Muirhead:  Technology is the difference.  You know I have a smart phone now, right?  I've got the hands free adapter so I can bring it out to the field with me.  I can look up stats on the fly so I'm always in the right spot.  I know where Cliff Tucker hits with runners on in the 4th inning at Keogh at 8:15 games.  I can't miss. 

Cliff Stacey:  "Oh, maybe its Cliff Tucker you're thinking of.  I'm definitely not on the Draft Kings."



Shaun Wolfe:  "To be honest the guys are starting to listen to me .... that's the biggest difference.  They call me Duran Duran now because they're starting to emulate my hunger for winning.  They are all starting to play Hungry Like The Wolfe"



Steffan Kapp:  "First off, I do set the defense.  That has helped.  But honestly I think that the guys have gravitated to my sense of calm.  They see my easy, never rush, let your playing do the talking approach and they can't help but fall in line with that."


Cliff Stacey:  "Did you maybe mix me up with Stacey Keach?"



Stephane Simard:  "Je ne savais pas que nous gagnions.  Je n'ai pas vraiment prête pas attention à la partition.  pour moi, c'est une bonne journée si je ne tombe pas vers le bas."


Cliff Stacey:  "Did you mean Fergie?  Stacey Ferguson from the Black Eyed Peas?  I'm not sure, but she might be in the league"



Steve Wynnyk:  "Lasik eye surgery.  Say no more"



Stike:  "The biggest reason we're better is my back has healed up.  It was tough carrying Chuck through the first 9 games, but therapy and counselling has helped a lot!"

THE GAME

And what a game it was. 

The Grisslies broke through in the 1st with three runs from Routledge, Keogh and Chiasson and then set down the Draft Kings with only 4 batters reaching. 

The Grisslies would score one in the second when Dwyer was cashed in by Routledge.  The Kings would match the run when Stike scored on Seph Simards's double in the bottom of the inning.  Stike and Dwyer were the only runs in the second which was kind of a precedent for the game.  Dwyer would end up making 8 of the teams 21 outs on the night at second base for the Grisslies and Stike, also playing second, had the two high-light reel put outs of the evening. 

The third inning saw the Grisslies and Draft kings come up empty.  In the 4th the Grisslie's batting slump continued with the Drafk kings broke through for a couple of runs in the bottom o the inning to pull within a single run.  Chuck Cragg led of with a hit followed by Steve Wynnyk's shot.  Both would score on Stike's hit. 

The Grisslies would count another on Cam Clark's lead off hit in the fifth to drive their total to 5 runs.  The Draft Kings countered with two runs from Jerry Muirhead and Al Bales. 

5 to 5 heading ot he 7th. 

Dwyer lead off triple.  Routledge doubles scoring Dwyer and bringing Cam to the plat

When it was all said and the Grisslies would count 4 on additional runs by Routledge, Clark and Keogh. 

The bottom of the 7th started promising for the Draft Kings with Jermey Westover's lead off double.  But he would ultimately be stranded and the Grisslies would eke out a 9-5 win. 

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

GAME 14 - Brew Jays - Here We Go Again.

The Donini Deck:

This conversation took place at 7pm Monday night, about an hour before game time.

Rob:  Ready for tonight?
Doug:  I guess.
Rob:  That's it?  "I guess?"
Doug:  Ya
Rob:  How about a little "go get 'em" buddy.  Are you even breathing?  Do you have a pulse?  Come on, wake up!
Doug:  I'm awake.  I'm just not really that excited about the game.
Rob:  WHY NOT?
Doug:  Because its the stupid Brew Jays. 
Rob:  Oh My God.  You're not going with that whole "we never beat the Brew Jays" thing are you?
Doug:  Yep
Rob:  Honestly.  Its a new draft every year.  You know this. Its a completely different team.  You need to stop this. 
Doug:  What can I say.  They're in my head. 
Rob:  IN YOUR HEAD???  They're using your head as a summer cottage. 
Doug:  Ya, I get it. 
Rob:  I don't think you do.  You really need to let this go. 
Doug:  I might sit out.  If you guys win I'll let it go. 
Rob:  You need therapy. 
Doug:  I'm consistent. 
Rob:  Sure, if wild mood swings say consistency to you; then you never waver.  Look, this is enough.  You're a better player than this.  You're a better captain that this.  You need to go out and be an inspiration for the guys that play with you.  There are eleven other people depending on you.
Doug:  Wow.  That was really nice. 
Rob:  Ya I know.  You should see me tear up at Christmas when the Grinches heart grows 3 sizes!   

INTRO:

Don't get me wrong.  I like the Brew Jays.  I just don't like playing against them. 

Its not that they're bad guys at all.  Its not even that the games themselves are bad.  In fact, June 30th 2011, 7:00 at Keogh Park.  The Brew Jays beat us 18-17 in what was probably our best game of the year.  The next year, June 26th on C3 we held the lead until the 7th and dropped a 12-9 game.  Last season in the midst of our 3-20-1 debacle of a year we still managed our best game against the Brew Jays.  July 18th, 7:00pm at Keogh, Brew Jays 11; Grisslies 10.  But even at our best, they were all losses.  All of them. 


This is the Brew Jays 5th season in the league.  We've had 7 regular season meetings.  The Brew Jays are 7-0.  So you'll forgive me for not getting all Bruce Willis about this game.  I've already updated the standings.  The Brew Jays will get their win and we'll fall under .500. 

Because a Grisslie regular season win against the Brew Jays is about as likely as ............

Something being Awfully Good.  You ever hear someone say that?  That steak was 'awfully good'.  Make up your mind.  Was it awful or was it good?
Or maybe a win is as likely as going back to the future.  Or even back to the past, whichever strikes your fancy.  Or maybe you think that time travel is likely?  Then what are the odds of your time travel taking place in a 1981 DMC - 12 model DeLorean?

 

Try this one at home.  Don't let anyone see you because you'll look like a complete dork.  Either sitting or standing swing your leg (left or right, doesn't matter) in a clock-wise motion.  Got it?  Are you doing it?  Now with your writing hand draw the number 6 with your finger on the table in front of you?  Now that you know just how impossible it is; its still more likely that you'll be able to accomplish that than us beating the Brew Jays. 


If you find this guy let me know.  You know Devout Atheists are impossible, right?  Devout means "totally committed to a cause or belief".  Atheist means someone how disbelieves.  Can't happen together.  But still more likely than betting the Brew Jays
Its impossible to like your own elbow.  Still....its more likely for me to expect to see everyone in the crowd Tuesday at 8:15 licking their elbow than for us to gain a win in that game. 


Its a proven fact that elephants can't jump.  Hell, the average elephant weighs 12,000 lbs, its no bloody wonder they're not high jumping.  But its more likely that we'll see an elephant jumping at Keogh Park than it is for the Brew Jays to need to bat in the bottom of the 7th to beat us. 

This used to be a great college stunt, but it still works today.  Don't tell Hager about this because I'm going to use it on him at the August tournament.  You probably know that its impossible to drink a gallon of milk in an hour or less without throwing up.  So here's where I get all scientific.  There are a few reasons why you can't do this.  One is that EVERYONE is lactose intolerant.  However, for most of the planet your tolerance is quite high so it never effects you.  Drink a gallon of milk in under an hour and your pretty much guaranteed to pass your tolerance and the side effect of too much lactose is vomit.  Also, the amount of calcium that you've dumped into your stomach messes up the acid levels which also induces vomiting.  Another component of milk is Casein which in small doses is no big deal.  But in large doses (say, a gallon) reacts with the acid that is over produced by the calcium and turns to cheese.  You know where that's going....vomit.  But still after reading this Hager will probably go, "no problem, I can do it".  See you in August. 

Its more likely Hager wins the milk bet than we beat the Brew Jays. 


Does anyone else look at the words "jumb-shrimp" on the menu and shake their heads?  The day this makes sense to me is the day we beat the Brew Jays. 


Its more likely that there will be Military Intelligence than it is that we beat the Brew Jays. 


It is impossible for one motorcyclist to pass another without waving.  Impossible.  But its more likely that they'd forget than it is for us to beat the Brew Jays. 


The day we beat the Brew  Jays is the day that pigs will literally fly.


If we beat the Brew Jays, I'd like to introduce you to the next president of the United States. 


Its more likely to stick to obtuse speed limits than it is for the Brew Jays to lose to the Grisslies.


Should we beat the Brew Jays I fully expect to see this guy in my back yard on Tuesday morning. 


The Speech

Despite all my negativity about playing the Brew Jays, Rob took the leadership role on team spirit and enthusiasm.  It had been a while since Robbie had a legit pre-game song/speech and he was loaded for bear today. 

click on the song name to hear the music. 

Rod Duggan disappeared that summer
He was on a business trip
The last home run he ever hit
Was the year the Grisslies won the cup
We wouldn't win another till two thousand and fourteen
The year he moved to 2nd
I stole this from his baseball card
It makes my bike spokes sound like thunder

Our over .500 mission rap
we need on more win
we need one more win to get over that
Our over .500 mission rap
It's his fifty-mission cap
Our over .500 mission rap
we need on more win
we need one more win to get over that
we need one more win to get over that

Rod Duggan disappeared that summer (in two thousand eleven)
He was on a business trip (in a plane)
The last home run he ever hit (against Rob Farah)
Was the year the Grisslies won the cup
We wouldn't win another till two thousand and fourteen
The year he moved to 2nd

Our over .500 mission rap
we need on more win
we need one more win to get over that
Our over .500 mission rap
It's his fifty-mission cap
Our over .500 mission rap
we need on more win
we need one more win to get over that
we need one more win to get over that

Our over .500 mission rap
Our over .500 mission rap
Our over .500 mission rap
Our over .500 mission rap

The Game

ummmmmmm

We played the game. 

We went back to the legion. 

I got home at 1pm.

There was a unicorn in the driveway. 

A pig flew by.

I drank a gallon of milk and licked my elbow.

I met a devout atheist from the future who could make a circle with his leg while writing the number six which I thought was awfully good. 

Clearly, we beat the friggin Brew Jays.  Unreal. 

The Grisslies started the game with a 4 run 1st inning with Dan Routledge, Cameron Clark, Micah Williams and Danny Chiasson all scoring, before shutting down the Brew Jays with four batters coming to the plante in the bottom of the inning. 

The 2nd saw both teams exchange 4 batter innings. 

In the 3rd the Grisslies would count two more when Geoff Keogh and Williams plated.  The Jays send 5 to the plate in the third but didn't count a run. 

The 4th saw the first two Grisslies retired, but Rob Farah, Doug Dwyer and Dan Routledge would all score on a two out rally.  Bo Niederhuber would cash for the Jays to make the score 9 - 1 at the end of four. 

In the fifth, only Chiasson would count or the Grisslies while the Jays were retired in order.  The next inning would see the Grisslies max out at seven with Tom Enright, Farah, Routledge, Clark, Keogh, Williams, and Darren Ford all crossing home.  The Jays were once again stymied going 3 up and 3 down. 

The Grisslies would count 5 more in the 7th on the strength of Cal Russell, Farah, Routledge, Clark and Keogh's runs.  The Jays would break through in the bottom of the inning with Jim Smith, Chuck Vanya and Brad Wadden counting. 

In hindsight, I (my opinion) don't think too much should be made of the Brew Jays defense on this night.  Coming into the game they were in the top half in defense in the league and that's after already making it through such offenses as the Dodge City Rounders, Hot Tub Woody's, Tap Masters and Dog Catchers.  I would chalk this up to a combination of a good hitting night for the Grisslies and a bit of a blip for the Jays. 

Holy crap!   I can't believe we finally beat these guys!!!!!!!