Bold Predictions (III)

The Poll

In the previous two editions, you have selected the Beer Bros. and (unbelievably) the Grisslies as your favourites.  Seriously.  Well the people have spoken which clearly shows we need more people.  Actually this proves expression of "lies, damn lies and statistics" and now POLLS can be added to that!!!

Hey its all in good fun, the Grisslies, much like the Beer Bros. embrace pressure like a turquoise covered money skull (Doesn't mean anything - it just occurred to me - don't ask).  So please vote now to see who will join these two juggernauts as the third co-favourite to throw their gauntlet down for the 2011 season.

Will it be the Lucky Stiffs?  The Red Dogs?  The Rusty Rebels? The Wild?  The Torn Ligaments?

The Guest Host  

Right then.  Homer Simpson canceled - I'm still upset.  So filling in on VERY short notice this week is guest host is Alan Garner.  Alan was Doug's (irony or just a coincidence?) brother in law from the movie The Hangover.  Its okay not to know Alan Garner's name, but if you don't know the movie, then that's just plain sad.  I think Alan actually topped Charlie Sheen and Derek Zoolander with his opinions.   

Lucky Stiffs

BLOG: There are some real characters on this team, The Kahuna, Stike, Chiasson, Wallace...all the Lucky Stiffs are actually pretty excitable. Any advice for Clayton and John on how to handle them?
Alan Garner: I'm thinking about getting my bartender's license.

Red Dogs

BLOG: Do you intend to go to any of the Red Dogs' games at Keogh park?
Alan Garner: I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese

Rusty Rebels

BLOG:   The Rusty Rebels have some known attitude problems, notable loners Bones and Billy Cloutier come to mind.  Are there words of encouragement that you could share with Hugh or Donnie to unify the team?

Alan Garner:  You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Gerard home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Gerard joined in later. And six months ago, when Gerard introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.

The Wild

BLOG:  I understand you accompanied Chuck Cragg on a recent trip to Las Vegas.  Would you care to share what he said to the hotel staff that embarrassed you so badly?
Alan Garner:  He said, "You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?  Did, umm... did Caesar live here?"

Torn Ligaments

BLOG:  I have been led to believe that there was a bit of a conflict between Radar (Kevin Boston) and Helmet Head (Cameron Clark).  Do you know what exactly was said?
Alan Garner:  That's not a purse. That's a satchel!  Indiana Jones has one!

Thank you Alan!  And the hangover II comes out in theatres on May 26nd.  You can watch the trailer here too, we're full service multi-media!  Plus we allow our guests to pimp their new projects.

Hangover II trailer

You want to watch this!

The Final Installment

One quick housekeeping item....the next BLOG will be out Sunday the 24th or three days from no (assuming you're reading on the 21st.  The two idiots won't be back until after the first week of the season, but there will be plenty of activity between now and then. 

And here we are.  Not much more to say really.  Please vote on your favourites!